"Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast . . ."

1) faith, hope, and love are the answers

2) Squirtle is real ((and demented)

    3) the Mad Hatter is the only one truly sane

  4) if Lake Michigan is as dangerous as an ocean it should be called the Michigan Ocean!

5) people who don't play Pokémon will someday find their way to happiness Pokémon style

6) Sleep is better when you can hear nature